Wednesday 24 May 2017

Wynne Put Down Your Pen

Premier Wynne do us all a favour and just put down your pen.
Don't do anymore to destroy the Ontario economy over your last year in power.
Just when you think she is done she does something new that will cost us $Billions more in money.

Some writer in the Toronto Star actually claimed that people dislike Wynne because she is a lesbian.

I don't know a single person that is concerned with her sexual orientation.
I know dozens worrried that she will do anything to get re-elected including destroying our economy.

If she stayed home and took her last year off we would all be better off.

The most surprising thing about her 11% approval rating is that they found 11% that support her.

Saturday 13 May 2017

High Rise Hierarchy

AH who lives in my building on the 20th floor as opposed to the 22nd floor where I live made a very interesting point which I observed but was afraid to articulate. People that live on higher floors look down on lower floor people.

It does not seem to matter if a higher floor person has a tiny apartment and the lower floor person has a palatial layout.

When I get on the elevator in the morning the higher up people have a look of disdain when the elevator stops to pick me up. In turn I look away from the lower people if we are forced to stop on their floor.

I was seriously thinking about heightening. Walking up to the 25th floor and catching a ride from there. That's controversial!If I was caught it would be a bit of a scandal. "Sir, you missed your floor" "No, I'm 25th not 22" "You don't look like 25 material".

There is an inner floor hierarchy as well. I have a corner unit and I'm a slightly higher rank than people with units near the elevator.

Saturday 6 May 2017

Why Can't I Get My Share?

The Toronto Real Estate market is on fire right now with record price increases. Never one to leave well enough alone, our  premier desperate for  votes with an 11% approval rating and an election looming, has instituted a 16-point plan to cool the market.

I'm currently having my old condo renovated looking to unload it for a tidy profit. The renos are extensive.

I'll be frank I want my share of the American dream. I won't be pleased if that idiot Wynne is successful in cooling the market before I get my share.

Selfish? sure, but I want my money.