Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Royal Baby I Demand Your Resignation

You are one day old but I will not wait any longer. I demand that you give up your right to be the future Head of State of Canada. We are not mature or confident enough as a nation to have a true Canadian as our Head of State so I'm asking you to give up your right to be king of this country in which you have no connection.

You will spend decades travelling the world promoting British trade against its competitors like Canada. You will cheer against Canadian athletes and national teams supporting British nationals.

Royal baby I want your resignation on my desk within 72-hours. If you fail to meet this deadline I will consider you to to be late and you will have disappointed me. I will be the first person that has been let down by the royal baby.

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