I think my new skin drug is starting to kick in. My skin has a strange glow like a rotting pumpkin. The red marks are fading a bit. It is creating a buzz in the office. I went to my dentist today and after he took $400 worth of x-rays offered me a free consult on invisible adult braces to straighten my ragged teeth. Can you imagine if I have glowing skin and perfect teeth? It would be like I found the fountain of youth.
I must say that I'm a bit of a sucker when it comes to dental services. I go to the dentist for a cleaning and end up buying the extended warranty and all the extras. The staff can see me coming from a mile away. They did a 360 degree x-ray today. It was like a 3D view. I know M thinks I'm an idiot for letting the dental staff remove perfectly good fillings that have lasted for 45 years.
With shiny new skin, perfect teeth I may go all in with a fancy haircut. Bereza pays $5 for haircut and they throw in a bowl of soup. In my opinion he overpaid. I may get one of the $25 Super Cuts specials with a little added gel. I do notice extra traffic around my cube at work. I thought they detected a foul odour but in fact they may be checking out the "new" guy in the old guy's cube.
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