It's controversial!
The hot water is down in my condo. It has been down since Monday and will not be repaired until Saturday. I refuse to shower in cold water. I have an aversion to cold water. Bathing has been become a distant memory, an old habit that has died off. I just ran two miles on the treadmill and I'm sweating like Jimmy minutes before they open the Lone Star Bar.
I've been forced to raid my limited supply of wet naps to scrub the delicate areas. They have limited effectiveness. This week I am participating in an audit in very tight quarters with 15 people. I'm afraid my bathing austerity will further erode my fading popularity at the company.
I may pat myself down with a damp J-Cloth sprayed with Febreze.
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