Friday, 5 April 2013

Where is it Appropriate to Eat Corn on the Cob?

Dawn, from my office, reported that a woman was eating corn on the cob on the Go commuter train. This is controversial! Eating corn on the cob is tricky and messy at the best of times, consuming it in a  public enclosed space is a violation of public ethics and decency. At home, or a picnic table are acceptable corn on the cob venues. I want to add cheezies as another food item, that should not be eaten in an enclosed space. I had a drunken idiot consume cheezies in my rental vehicle. It stunk and he wiped his cheezie hands all over the upholstery.

Pet peeve #362. I purchased a delicious pasta dish for lunch this week. A lady from my office, not named Dawn, insists on running into my booth and commenting on whatever food I'm consuming. If she can smell the dish, she insists on interrupting your meal, commenting on the food selection and knowing where you purchased the food. When I'm eating I don't want to speak with her. I want to be left alone. It starts with a distant comment, "where is that food", followed by a search, followed by a lengthy interrogation.


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