Sunday 8 September 2013

Let Me Tell You This About That

It is Ana Maria's birthday today. We had a great turnout at her party on the roof top patio of the Tap House. The H family recounts a story that Ana Maria was such a beautiful baby that people from far off villages would travel to see her like the Baby Jesus. People would stop her mom in the streets to stare at the perfect baby. Apparently M did not attract the same attention as a baby. It's controversial!

M is considering converting to Judaism. She has observed that the Jewish people tend to punch above their weight class in the financial world. I tried to advise her that it was not quit that simple, but it would open up contacts in the business community. Plus she would get a few extra holidays. It reminds me of the Seinfeld line when his gentile dentist converted to Judaism, "He converted for the jokes".

M asked me if there were any fashion restrictions for Jewish women, I stated that I did not think so but you would be expected to wear sensible shoes. This may be an issue.

The Scientologists opened an anti-psychiatry exhibit next door to my condo. They are starting to make a lot of sense to me. I told them that I would convert if they opened an anti-dermatology booth.

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